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DUDE: "what's up cutie?"
ME: "reading, you?"
DUDE: "reading what?"
ME: "i'm looking up different methods of preparing wet specimens. there don't seem to be any taxidermy classes available anywhere near here. which is surprising, what with the amount of hillbillies."
DUDE: "well that killed my boner."
ME: "fortunately, i can preserve it!"
DUDE: - no response -
ME, TEN MINUTES LATER: "do you have any formalin? rubbing alcohol works just as well, as long as the dilution is 70%."
ME, FIVE MINUTES AFTER THAT: "put in a ball jar, or like a spaghetti sauce jar if you don't have one of those. not a tupperware."
ME, FIVE MINUTES AFTER THAT: "seriously, don't use tupperware."
DUDE: "please stop texting me."
haha Dani this is fantastic.